There are many places a (very large) venomous snake probably/definitely shouldn't go, and into your or your partner's body is high on the list. Nevertheless - maybe you've wondered what it'd be like to have a danger noodle slithering inside you? Creature Cocks has your serpentine fantasies covered - safely - with the King Cobra X-Large Silicone Dildo.

Aside from its sleek, snakey shape and otherworldly red and black coloring, this inhuman dildo features lots of filling length, a sleek, sweet-spot-seeking tip, and some scaley texture. Plus, it's extra flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to.

You'll have plenty of play options when the King Cobra creeps into the scene. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the coiled base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and will work with many strap-ons and harness systems.

The King Cobra comes to you in pure, hypoallergenic silicone that's body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam before and after. Feel free to use any water-based lube you love with your Creature Cock, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.